2006-09-16 19:41:04 · 10 answers · asked by Patrick Bateman 3 in Health ➔ Other - Health
What happened were you drunk.
2006-09-16 19:48:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's like this, it's a good thing you're computer is on the floor with you. This way you can conjure up someone in the neighborhood who can help you, or you can lay back and invoke perhaps a more challenging query. After all you have such a vitriolic and mordacious way of thinking. Certainly entertaining. ;-}
2006-09-17 03:43:34 · answer #2 · answered by artinmyheart 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well you can't call for help on the computer since you can't reach the keyboard, and since you can't reach the keyboard you probably can't reach the phone. I would say start screaming unitl someone hears you or if you live far enough from your neighbors that they won't hear you then you better make yourself as comfortable as possible unitl someone comes by or you are able to get up again.
2006-09-17 02:47:59 · answer #3 · answered by ke5bkd@sbcglobal.net 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Use the time constructively. Look for loose change under the couch.
2006-09-17 02:49:38 · answer #4 · answered by Proud Liberal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can you call 911 or a friend or neighbor?? Until you reach them, relax and breathe deeply. Talk to God.
2006-09-17 02:45:25 · answer #5 · answered by Cordelia 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Let a huge fart and it shall lift your a** off the floor! LOL! :)
2006-09-17 02:54:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IM someone who gives a rats @ss!
2006-09-17 02:49:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get up.
2006-09-17 03:01:59 · answer #8 · answered by ♡Choose Me♡ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yank yourself...................Then take a nap.
2006-09-17 02:54:45 · answer #9 · answered by sugar_n_spice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stay down.......
2006-09-17 02:43:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋