Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown."
Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you OK??" In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown." Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around!'"
2006-09-16 19:00:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg man that is really funny!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
2006-09-17 06:51:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
here's another twist:
Damned If I Know
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
2006-09-17 04:44:53 · answer #2 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could picture this huge man standing over poor Mike. I'm glad it ended on a happy note for him!
Yes, it was kind of funny. I want to say cute, but that just doesn't seem like the right word.
2006-09-17 02:02:54 · answer #3 · answered by Isthisnametaken2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, great joke. mike thought that he had a bad day there for a minute.lol
2006-09-17 02:09:20 · answer #4 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's kinda old sweetpea very sorry â¥
2006-09-17 03:53:21 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two thumbs up
2006-09-17 02:03:30 · answer #6 · answered by enano 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a fine laugh had by me...will share it with my loved ones at work...a cultured yet randy bunch of good folks...thanx
2006-09-17 02:09:51 · answer #7 · answered by John L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. It is a goodie. Hilarious. LOL.
Have a nice Sunday, and thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-17 11:32:37 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha. great suspense and a great twist. i liked it.
2006-09-17 02:22:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you had me worried there for a minute!
2006-09-17 02:10:27 · answer #10 · answered by marilee w 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol Good joke!
2006-09-17 02:03:08 · answer #11 · answered by dawnee_babe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋