a scientist, a salesman and a politician are driving along the countryside, and decide to spend the night in a small inn. 'I only have two free beds, so one of you will have to sleep in the barn,' says the innkeeper. the scientist volunteers to do so and makes his way out to the yard. a short time later, when the others have settled into their beds, the scientist knocks on the door. 'there’s a cow in the barn. I’m Hindu and it is against my religion to sleep next to a sacred animal.' so the salesman says, 'okay, I’ll sleep out there then.' he gathers up his blankets and heads to the shed. a few seconds later he is back, saying, 'there’s a pig in the barn. I’m Jewish and it would offend me to sleep next to an unclean animal.' so the politician is sent to the barn. a minute later there is knocking again, only this time much louder. the scientist and salesman open the door and see that its the cow and the pig
2006-09-16 18:52:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha ha funny a clean laugh
2006-09-16 18:54:41 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats fun
2006-09-17 01:58:39 · answer #2 · answered by Scatman 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats funny
2006-09-17 01:55:22 · answer #3 · answered by nerveserver 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe thts funny.
2006-09-17 01:57:12 · answer #4 · answered by devilish 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one. Gave you thumbs up.
2006-09-17 02:10:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!...good job!!
2006-09-17 01:58:05 · answer #6 · answered by newfangled_04 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-09-17 02:15:51 · answer #7 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
old one
2006-09-17 01:55:47 · answer #8 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Interesting, but is this a question?
2006-09-17 01:56:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋