As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde.
As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Wilson, and said, "That will teach you to pinch!"
Bewildered, Mr. Wilson was halfway to the parking lot with his wife when he choked, " I....I... didn't pinch that girl."
"Of course you didn't said his wife, consolingly, "I did."
2006-09-16 18:50:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha tricky clever wife
2006-09-16 18:53:42 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...
alright here's a blonde joke
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it." I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.
2006-09-17 02:52:22 · answer #2 · answered by faz_94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-09-17 01:52:44 · answer #3 · answered by shaft_the_only_1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok some more jokes::::
kisses r blown
kisses r wasted
kisses rent kisses
unless they r tasted.
kisses spread germs
&germs r hated
so kiss me babe
coz i,m vaccinated
2006-09-17 01:59:37 · answer #4 · answered by Abhishek Chandra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow,,
that was hilarious!!!
now check my joke--
man1--what is this going on?
man2--its a race,,the winner will get the cup!
man1--if only the winner will get the cup,,why are others running?
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2006-09-17 01:57:54 · answer #5 · answered by PrabhuSV 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh... ya, he deserve it... should have done it when his wife is not around... hehe
2006-09-17 01:55:55 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good for her! LOL.
2006-09-17 11:33:58 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was cute thanks for the laugh â¥
2006-09-17 03:58:37 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2006-09-17 01:54:16 · answer #9 · answered by Stitch 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋