a sign outside the Free Range Lion Safari Park: adults, $10. children $5. politicians, free
2006-09-16 18:34:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Run!
If politicians are free, then they are required to enter the park with out the benefit of a car.
Oh!
I do not want to see a bloody mess. They may choose their profession to become politicians, but to be eaten by an animal? The thought of that is just gross.
2006-09-16 18:40:05 · answer #1 · answered by Here I Am 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Under these circumstances, a few prerequisites are in order. The paying customer should get a safari guide, food, maps, safety equipment, and fluorescent clothing. The politician should be given a fur coat to wear. "A hunting we will go!" LMAO
2006-09-17 01:39:22 · answer #2 · answered by Robert M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lie like the politicians do and tell them I'm a politician so I could go in for free.
2006-09-17 01:36:50 · answer #3 · answered by hellokittyt012263 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take a picture of it!
Then invite the president,
It's obvious that the lions like politicians, They make quick easy snacks(lol).
2006-09-17 01:41:44 · answer #4 · answered by brandiwine72 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would pay the 10 dollars to see how a lion eats Bush and Tony Blair.
2006-09-17 01:36:44 · answer #5 · answered by Ally 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Maybe they are feeding the politicians to the lions.
2006-09-17 01:35:34 · answer #6 · answered by Yager 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
the politicians get to roam free and get there butts kicked by marsupeals
2006-09-17 02:57:43 · answer #7 · answered by yabhi70 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would laugh very hard, then take a picture. Haha thats funny.
2006-09-17 01:38:32 · answer #8 · answered by H 2 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well its just like anything else in life, you always get f u c k e d over by politics â¥
2006-09-17 04:00:43 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
take a picture and send it to the Governor of my state
;-)
2006-09-17 01:36:35 · answer #10 · answered by chefzilla65 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋