An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.
He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Buddy didn't move.
Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull." Buddy didn't respond.
Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Jennie, pull." Nothing.
Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull." And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.
The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.
The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"
2006-09-16 18:26:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanx for the funnie. Let me repay you laf for laf. This is the only animal joke I know.
What's the difference between a pair of Levi's 501's and Saddam's mustache?
The 501's only have one fly.
Hey wait, I've got another:
Two winos were well on their way toward unconsciousness, when one spotted movement.
"Whaz that!" one gushed.
"Ish a Ladybug!"
"Damn you have good eyes!"
2006-09-16 18:52:18 · answer #1 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. A good joke this good evening. :)
The Farmer bought a Horse that was blind,
The Farmer treated this Horse very kind,
They became good friends,
For each other they'd fend,
This blind Horse, Farmer did see, was a find.
2006-09-16 19:22:17 · answer #2 · answered by hyperactivesleep 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buddy is so naive, anyone can get the covers pulled over their eyes once in a while lol ♥
2006-09-16 21:02:08 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naey! *in horse that means: im buddy! if i known that i never would of tried dumb farmer! im glad i bucked him off a cliff! UR next!"
2006-09-16 18:36:49 · answer #4 · answered by spy_master49 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buddy is some horse.... hehe
2006-09-16 18:29:06 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
trying to make some kind of horsesense out of all this!! LOL
Thanx
2006-09-16 18:52:24 · answer #6 · answered by John L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made me "horse" with laughter.
2006-09-16 18:29:29 · answer #7 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one..lol
2006-09-16 18:33:52 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. That's a goodie. LOL.
2006-09-17 04:40:26 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha...didnt c that coming...good one!
2006-09-16 18:30:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋