if a politician or a tax inspector were both about to be burnt to death in a fire, and you could only save one of them, would you make a cup of coffee or take a nap?
2006-09-16 18:25:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I would make a cup of coffee just to pour the hot liquid on them to extinguish the fire just in time to save their lives, that way they have to live throught the horrible agonizing pain when their nerve endings start to grow back.
2006-09-16 21:32:08 · answer #1 · answered by me 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why do you even say you can only save one of them if thats not even an option this is illogical, but I would save the tax inspector he's more innocent then the pollitician or I would make a cup of coffee but I don't fully understand the question.
2006-09-16 18:28:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would make a cup of coffee and then take a nap
2006-09-16 23:48:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't do either. I don't drink coffee, and I'd be too excited to take a nap.
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff?
A good start.
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2006-09-16 18:32:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
make a cup of coffee
2006-09-16 19:02:06 · answer #5 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah coffee so I can stay up and watch them burn. I'm sorry I couldn't do anything I mean some drunk poured gasoline all over me so it would be a shame to jump in there and die too. ♥
2006-09-16 21:03:15 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Neither
I DONT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT POLITICIANS OR TAX INSPECTORS. I AM NEUTRAL TO EACH AND TAX INSPECTORS ARE JUST CHEAP
2006-09-16 18:46:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
coffee so i could stay awake and enjoy watching
2006-09-16 18:27:23 · answer #8 · answered by ripdom415 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How about a chocolate break?
2006-09-16 18:29:34 · answer #9 · answered by kitty K 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
u know what? it is better for u to go and fine another question that's more logical.
2006-09-16 19:59:09 · answer #10 · answered by faz_94 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋