One day little Johnny came up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did I come from?"
Dad squirmed a bit, but thought it was time his son knew the facts of life. So, Dad told his son how the expression of love resulted in the beginning of life, how life developed in the womb and finally how a child was born. As Dad told the story, his son's eyes got wider and wider.
When Dad was finished, his son said, "Wow, that's really neat! What a great journey I must've had! That sure beats what Billy told me. He said that he came from Philadelphia."
2006-09-16 18:12:54 · 8 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah iamigloo right on top of u we have a kid advising me on the presentation
2006-09-17 00:08:42 · update #1
LOL. They will ask! LOL.
2006-09-17 04:45:19 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That little Johnny sure gets in a lot of predicaments doesn't he. One day his aunt Sally was visiting his mother. The two sisters were sitting at the kitchen table drinking coffee and chatting when Sally noticed little Johnny, who was playing on the floor with his toy trucks, staring wide eyed up her dress. Remembering she had no panties on, she said "Oh Johnny, I guess you're wondering what that is you're looking at up my dress. Well, that's where your uncle Darrel hit me with an axe." "Wow" said little Johnny, "He sure must be a good shot, he got you right in the c*nt."
2006-09-17 04:13:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, people, this is the jokes and riddles section. I think people are allowed to tell jokes...
2006-09-17 01:35:26 · answer #3 · answered by Lea A 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha oh my goodness how kids can fire those kinds of questions at you heh heh *sigh* â¥
2006-09-17 04:04:35 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe... you have to be more careful around kids :)
2006-09-17 01:20:28 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe good one
2006-09-17 02:24:08 · answer #6 · answered by devilish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!
2006-09-17 01:22:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's not even a question that is a story. what a stupid thing to put on an advice website. choose a question next time and maybe we could answer it duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-17 01:17:59 · answer #8 · answered by nautica f 1 · 0⤊ 5⤋