2006-09-16 18:02:23 · 29 answers · asked by celeste a 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
His glory would have blind me.
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-Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
-When did you first notice this problem?
-What problem?
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A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.
Last of all just want to tell you that whatever you do, just don't give up. Also you must love and care for the people around you. In that way they will also show you the love that you show to them. Just be yourself and happy everyday. Wish you all the best and good luck!!
2006-09-16 18:04:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The frightening thing in todays society is that it is not acceptable to pick up hitchhikers because theyre are so many crazy's out there. I would hope a part of me would be open enough to sense that this person on the side of the road was harmless and gentle and then yes I would pick him up.
2006-09-17 01:31:02 · answer #2 · answered by barbarast59 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I pick up hitchhikers. My friends keep telling me I'll get killed some day doing that. But now thanks to camera phones, I take a picture of the hitcher as soon as he/she gets into the car and send it to a friend. That way if I get hacked to pieces, they know who did it. I haven't been hurt or threatened once, and I have picked up many hitchhikers. If God were hitching, I'd sure pick Her up. And then I'd ask Her a few things during the ride. It sure would be an interesting conversation.
2006-09-17 01:12:08 · answer #3 · answered by Maria Isabel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. what's he doing on the side of the road?? 2. if he's God why can't he afford a new car?? 3. if he's God,why can't he afford the gas for anew car?? 4. if he's God,why would he need a ride ??
2006-09-17 01:08:31 · answer #4 · answered by ICEMAN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would definitely give God a ride.
2006-09-17 01:18:24 · answer #5 · answered by Tinkerbelle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The saying goes, "If you meet the buddha on the road, kill him." So I would have to run over "god" with my car. (Hey, if "god" needs a ride and can't magically teleport or make a car appear, then "god" obviously can't stop my car.)
2006-09-17 01:05:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That would depend on what God, cos some gods I would just drive the other way really, really fast.
2006-09-17 01:05:38 · answer #7 · answered by fireincarnation 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I could, I would.
Traffic allowing.
If GOD felt I wasn't wierd, or dangerous, then yeah, jump in. (Being a man, few ladies will think this a safe idea, and walk, which I understand.)
2006-09-17 01:07:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i saw god on the side of the road, i'd assume he really wanted to be there ... being omnipotent and all, i can't imagine why he'd be hitching.
2006-09-17 01:04:45 · answer #9 · answered by zedling 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How would I know it was God? It might be John Carr,captain high pockets.
God appeared to Abraham,Samson's parents,Gideon,Joshua and they didn't know 'till later it was Him.
2006-09-17 01:10:13 · answer #10 · answered by AngelsFan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋