A man met a beautiful lady and he decided to marry her right away. She said, ''But we don't know about each other.'' He said,''That's all right, we'll learn as we go along.'' So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10-meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife,he came back & lay down on the towel.
''That was incredible!'' she said.
''I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along.'' So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.
''That was incredible!" he said"
she said ''I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both side of the canal.''
2006-09-16 17:29:30 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol... not what I was thinking.. hehe
2006-09-16 17:34:21 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laps?
2006-09-17 02:08:31 · answer #2 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good. What I'd call an oldie but a goodie.
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2006-09-17 01:05:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hahahaha well i cant really answer this in away but that was kinda funny yo.
2006-09-17 00:32:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. It's not that funny.
2006-09-17 00:38:07 · answer #5 · answered by sinned 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats kinda gross but funny at the same time
2006-09-17 00:34:43 · answer #6 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that is just naughty nice â¥
2006-09-17 04:10:43 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh!! damn nice !! im gonna tell all my frnds when i meet em 2day !!
2006-09-17 00:47:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooohh!! LOL. LOL. Athletes!! LOL.
2006-09-17 11:48:10 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh oh..g'morning to you sire..thx for the laughs..^^
2006-09-17 00:52:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋