wink, wink, chuckle chuckle...........
2006-09-16 17:11:16 · 15 answers · asked by mr_master_of_domain 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm in the line to hell and boy is it long. Thank goodness I brought a magazine.
2006-09-16 17:29:29 · answer #1 · answered by ... 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey Christian, I feel compassion for my fellow man, and I would not want to be in a heaven governed by a jealous and petty being, away from my family and friends who would be in hell.
Frankly, your beliefs sicken me (wink, wink, chuckle, chuckle).
2006-09-17 00:25:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
neither, I'm going into the ground and that is the end of it and guess what you will be in line right behind me!!!
wink,wink,chuckle chuckle.......
2006-09-17 00:13:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
If hell exists, then I hope that's where I'm headed.
The only thing worse than an eternity in hell would be an eternity in the presence of someone who would send people there.
2006-09-17 00:14:27 · answer #4 · answered by scifiguy 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I'm going to hell of course. I was not receptive to myths. Oh, sorry. I don't believe in hell.
I want to go where ever Peter Popoff and Pat Robertson will NOT be/
2006-09-17 00:13:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
They're not in either of your lines. =D Just like I'm not! I'm in the line for reincarnation with the other Pagans and Buddhists, you're in line for either heaven or hell, and Atheists are in line for worm food. ^^
2006-09-17 00:13:30 · answer #6 · answered by fiveshiftone 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
that question does not apply to a true atheist
wink,wink,chuckle chuckle..............
2006-09-17 00:17:21 · answer #7 · answered by jen 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You're so brave man. You know how atheists are, they're afraid of hell although they seem not to believe in it. They say there's no God, but deep deep down inside of them they know there's a God.
I'll let you deal wt ur atheists.
May God protects you from them!
2006-09-17 00:16:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Neither. I'm going to spend eternity rotting in my casket being consumed by worms, beetles, and various creepy crawlies.
No, this doesn't bother me.
2006-09-17 00:14:05 · answer #9 · answered by Divine 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I don't see any evidence that these lines exist to begin with.
2006-09-17 00:20:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋