once in the very very beginning .. there was not anything .. no space no time .. suddenly a "nothing" decided to explode .. and also decided to make time and space .. that was the bing bang ... the produced atoms arranged to make the universe .. and arranged one time more to make life and death .. stars started producing heat and light .. atoms arranged one more time to make fishes .. then arranged to make frogs .. and ............. and .... and at last arranged to make humans .. who should have brains to think and imagine .. and their brains decided to imagine god .. so there was religions and atheists .. and humans were able of designing complicated systems like helicopters .. space ships and computers .. and later there was a yahoo site .. and then "icarus" and "j t" and "dvls..." started asking and answering questions .. and
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .......
2006-09-16 17:03:39 · 10 answers · asked by u&me 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
put the crack pipe down
2006-09-16 17:06:42 · answer #1 · answered by papaofgirlmegan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
once in the very very beginning .. there was not anything .. no space no time .. suddenly a "nothing" decided to CREATE .. and also decided to make time and space .. that was the GOD NAMED JEHOVAH ... the produced atoms arranged to make the universe .. and arranged one time more to make life and death .. stars started producing heat and light .. atoms arranged one more time to make fishes .. then arranged to make frogs .. and ............. and .... and at last arranged to make humans .. who should have brains to think and imagine .. and their brains decided to imagine god .. so there was religions and atheists .. and humans were able of designing complicated systems like helicopters .. space ships and computers .. and later there was a yahoo site .. and then "icarus" and "j t" and "dvls..." started asking and answering questions .. and
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .......
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seems to work the same both ways doesn't it?
2006-09-16 17:10:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You need to stop smoking whatever it is you are smoking, stop drinking whatever you are drinking and like the other person said, put the crack pipe down. Better, yet, throw it away.
2006-09-16 17:11:43 · answer #3 · answered by geri11066 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You better hope God has a sense of humor..otherwise ur going to hell
2006-09-16 17:16:09 · answer #4 · answered by dcutegirl06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just enjoy and laugh.
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
2006-09-16 17:12:32 · answer #5 · answered by vim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't stop you laughing b/c I'm laughing so hard meself....hahaha they seem to be pissing of God's messengers, the fundis....
2006-09-16 17:09:41 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. T, formerly known as Shadow. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds logical to me.
2006-09-16 17:10:53 · answer #7 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... That's awesome. =D
Also, anyone who believes mr_master's view about other people is evidently a bigot, because he certainly is. :<
2006-09-16 17:11:15 · answer #8 · answered by fiveshiftone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
anyone who believes that is going to hell
2006-09-16 17:06:53 · answer #9 · answered by mr_master_of_domain 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ok, it's night night time.
2006-09-16 17:27:10 · answer #10 · answered by tandypants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋