The bathroom was stopped up so he went down to my room (the basement) to do his business.
Well when I went down there later to watch Star Trek I noticed a Google Search for 'Burt Reynolds Nude' on my computer.
Should I tell my mom? Should I talk to Herb?
2006-09-16 16:24:38 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
omg!!
tell her , tell her, tell her!!
2006-09-16 16:25:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Don't get too upset... what the boyfriend may have been looking for is an old, old copy of Cosmo magazine. In the 70's Burt Reynolds "posed" in the nude (but he was covered and it was pretty tame). It was a spoof on all the magazines that had women posing nude. So his google search might be somewhat innoncent. Next time he's with your mom in the same room, ask him! Say "were you looking for a picture of Burt Reynolds on my computer the other day because one popped up on my google search..." See what kind of answer he gives in front of your mom.
2006-09-16 16:29:37 · answer #2 · answered by mJc 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
handle this privately with Herb.
right now, there is an April 1972 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine for sale on eBay. buy it.
call Herb over for a lil chat. Show him the photo in the magazine of Burt Reynolds on the bearskin rug, then roll up the magazine and swat him sharply with it.
Let a few hours go by, say "Hey, lets go look for more pictures of Burt!!" If he says okay!, Show the picture, roll up the magazine and swat again, repeat as needed.
2006-09-16 16:32:15 · answer #3 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find the picture......"I've heard" it shows nothing anyway. Then print it off and put it in his Bible with just the edges sticking out. Put it haphazzardly in the bedroom on the carpet like it fell there or something. When good old Mom goes to clean the bedroom, Voilla! Herb's queer, Mom's mad, Mom stashes the picture for future reference, and Herb is on the curb.
I'm including the link in case you have trouble. I just want to help....
Meanwhile, little Derwood can move back upstairs again and everybody's happy!
2006-09-16 20:16:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk to herb and try hard to listen and understand ,,, .. this really is"nt your place >your mom should learn this from >>numb nuts this really sounds like u are trying to proitevt you mom >>> remember she isn"t stupid and just move away from this crap>> live your life and let mom live haers>> she might resent you if you confront this dude >> if it is that bad u can always make an excuse to talk to him in private and ask him y and let him know if it offends you >> he will respond to u if u approach him easy >>> don't back him into a corner >>> not in your best interest
hang in there your mom >>is just that <>she will make bad judgements as well// but that is up to her let her make her mistakes and she will let u make your own >> just don't forget u always have each other
2006-09-16 16:39:37 · answer #5 · answered by yvette b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-ha...you should have posted the link to the pics here.
Print him up a nude pic of Burt Reynolds, and David Hasselhoff. Then put two little check boxes and write "choose one". Leave it on his windshield.
2006-09-16 16:28:26 · answer #6 · answered by MonsterMash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should get a nude photo of Burt Reynolds and put it on your computer for a screen saver!! Or for the desktop!! lmao
2006-09-16 16:41:58 · answer #7 · answered by ღсяаՀу∙թіхіе∙ժմѕτღ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At the breakfast or dinner table start talking about Burt Reynolds and see what his reaction is.
2006-09-16 16:29:33 · answer #8 · answered by seijisangiantsfan 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't bother talking to Mum or Herb.
Do you remember those explosives I told you to set up for the next time you lost a tooth in a pub brawl? The ones that you'd set up for the tooth fairy while Herb slept in your bed? Yes, those explosives!
Just set them all up under your computer chair for Herb. This calls for a drastic solution! The tooth fairy can wait...
2006-09-16 18:23:49 · answer #9 · answered by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What can you do? You don't want to stir sh*t. Now that you know something is up, you just have to wait, keep your eyes open for more, and if it gets worse then maybe tell your mom. It's not easy and she probably won't want to believe you. He's probably gay and eventualy she will sense that. As long as he's not hurting you than let it be.
2006-09-16 16:32:08 · answer #10 · answered by I am a Muppet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes you should tell your mom because than you would feel better for yourself and not worry about him her boyfriend usuing your computer now I do not know much about your familey but I have a child and she can not use it unless I watch her or put a block on things well good luck yes talk to your mom
2006-09-16 16:37:01 · answer #11 · answered by sharonorr7 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋