when he comes across a man standing beside a car. the priest realises that the mans car must have broke down so he pulls over to offer some assistance. " what seems to be the problem?" asks the priest. " i think my battery is flat" replies the man. the priest says he will sprinkle the engine with holy water and that this will get the car started but as he opens the bottle a passing gypsy decides to lend a hand. once the man explains to the gypsy whats wrong the gypsy says he has just the thing to get the mans car going again and he pulls out a bottle of battery acid.not to be outdone the says to the gypsy " this holy water will get this car started. i once sprinkled it on the womb of a barren woman and she passed a child within a year." no offence father saysthe gypsy, but i once sprinkled this acid on the balls of a dog and he passed a motorbike in about three seconds."
2006-09-16 15:51:50 · 12 answers · asked by mine of useless information 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks dude, start the day with a smile. !!
2006-09-16 19:07:57 · answer #1 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 02:03:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke
2006-09-16 15:54:25 · answer #3 · answered by bjw1965 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great, ur a funny guy and thats what this site needs
2006-09-16 20:36:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.O
well...u've managed to scar one inoocent soul...
tht was fricking hilarious....
2006-09-16 17:38:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha clever lol ♥
2006-09-16 16:06:46 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep . Good.
2006-09-16 16:02:29 · answer #7 · answered by Tracker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny lol
2006-09-17 02:10:49 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute.
2006-09-16 16:08:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wargh warghh.
nice. tq. :)
2006-09-16 16:01:30 · answer #10 · answered by ryn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋