He feels charming, oh so charming
It's alarming how charming he feeeeel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe he's reallll
2006-09-16 15:38:48
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answer #1
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answered by Nightlight 6
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I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.
I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
GIRLS
Have you met my good friend Maria,
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her,
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.
She thinks she's in love.
She thinks she's in Spain.
She isn't in love,
She's merely insane.
It must be the heat
Or some rare disease,
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas.
Keep away from her,
Send for Chino!
This is not the
Maria we know!
Modest and pure,
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!
MARIA
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.
GIRLS
La la la la . . .
MARIA
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
Miss America can just resign!
GIRLS
La la la la . . .
MARIA
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
GIRLS
What mirror where?
MARIA
Who can that attractive girl be?
GIRLS
Which? What? Where? Whom?
MARIA
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
GIRLS
Such a pretty me!
ALL
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
2006-09-16 22:33:00
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answer #2
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answered by AdamKadmon 7
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Holy Cow, here we go again.... You certainly do forget quickly. I'm sure you will remember when you read this. The Bible tells us "He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him." Jesus did not feel pretty. You remember now, don't you?.... Come on tell me you remember. I'm betting that He is a little pissed off at you right now.
Get it in one sack Holy Cow.
2006-09-17 00:52:29
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answer #3
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answered by popeye 4
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I'm sure the historical figure known as Jesus struggled with vainity just as anyone on a spiritual journey but I don't know if he was gay. Sex is such a distraction that some people never experience any true joy. It sounds like you may be like that.
2006-09-16 22:31:31
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answer #4
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answered by changRdie 3
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I'm sure he had good days that he felt pretty. He may have even done a little dance. Who knows.
2006-09-16 22:43:14
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Pretty what?
Pretty much like God? Yeah.
Pretty Jewish? Yeah.
Pretty disgusted by the lives of His creation? Yeah.
Pretty tortured, dead, and buried for you? Yeah.
Pretty much waiting for you to respond to Him? Yeah.
2006-09-16 22:29:54
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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At this question, I think He's feeling "pretty " pissed at you.
2006-09-16 22:31:17
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answer #7
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answered by mortgagegirl101 6
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man, you are sick.
do you know you will answer for every action in your lifetime?
2006-09-16 22:28:37
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answer #8
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answered by David S 3
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2006-09-16 22:30:13
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answer #9
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answered by rab2344 4
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