Little Johnny wakes up several nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents` room.
Finally, one morning he says to his mom, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you`re bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh...well...ah...well, I`m bouncing on his stomach because he`s fat and that makes him thin again." The boy responds, "That won`t work!" His mom says, "Why not?" The boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work each day and blows him back up!
2006-09-16 13:42:36 · 24 answers · asked by Tammy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL LOL That was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. I liked it. Good one. AND I'M STILL... LOL LOL LOL LOL
2006-09-16 13:51:21 · answer #1 · answered by Danny 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-09-16 21:13:15 · answer #2 · answered by Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
thats one of the most funnieedst jokes i have ever heard
i told my frined ans she couldn't stop laughin 4 liek 5 mins
2006-09-16 22:08:29 · answer #3 · answered by jane doe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I heard that a long time ago, still just as funny though!
2006-09-16 20:57:41 · answer #4 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOD! that joke is crazy, it wasnt funny though, but it was a good joke still
2006-09-16 20:47:02 · answer #5 · answered by lora 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I've heard that one before....why do you call it your joke? It's been done. Not to funny anyway.
2006-09-16 20:48:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it
2006-09-16 21:20:07 · answer #7 · answered by Trina T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-16 21:56:47 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!! ive heard that joke a few times and it never gets old...
2006-09-16 20:47:16 · answer #9 · answered by flow z. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-09-16 21:52:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋