When did it happen and with whom? What did you do or say? Did you try to fake your way out of it?
2006-09-16 13:32:37 · 21 answers · asked by nido_tr3s 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Girls can amuse themselves with farting as much as guys can!
2006-09-16 13:36:12 · update #1
I was seeing this girl Cindy. She invited me over one night to watch some videos. She popped in a vid and we got all snuggled up on her with a big comforter over us.To make a long story short. I had been ripping them all day. Not really loud and no smell at all. Just sorta like
(_)_)< 3 pwuit. Anyways, as we lay on her bed with the comforter up to our necks I decided to slip one out. I mean why not? They weren't loud or smelly. So out it goes. I look at her and it seems she didn't feel it so every things cool. Or so I thought. When I rolled on my side the covers kinda went whoosh and what I got a whiff of was one raunchy fart. Oh no, I thought, shes gonna smell it and go off on me. Still no movement from her. hmmmmm better take another whiff..damn that's a good one alright. Another whiff? Why not. peeeuuuuuu. Then all the sudden she turns to me and starts laughing her tail off. She looks at me and says," I'm so sorry but I've been doing that all day. I didn't mean for you to smell it" as she laughed and laughed. I didn't think it was that funny. Sure did stink though.
2006-09-16 15:06:09 · answer #1 · answered by Justa_Honay_Guy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A girl after my own heart. I love farts. I love talking about them. I love ripping them. I love hearing girls fart. I even love smelling a girls fart. I love it when my girl sits bare azz on my face and rips a big smelly fart. But my most embarrassing fart was when I was in line at the DMV. I felt my tummy rumblin when I left my house. I knew something unhealthy was brewing. And I was gonna have fun with this one. There was probably 30 people in front of me and 30 behind me. All likely canidates for blame. So there I stand trying not to make and noise as I slowly let it out. Thats is slowly. Oh yeah its gonna be a stinker alright. Oh yeah. Oh man it is a stinker. Smells like the hershy squirts too. OMFG! That wasn't air that was seaping out at all. It was liquid. And I was wearing shorts. It ran down both my legs . And I ran out the door.
2006-09-16 13:54:44 · answer #2 · answered by skiddy buns 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the most embrassing time was,when I was younger,I done alot of swimming,one day after a training session,
I had a bad feeling in my tummy.so I was getting change and let a huge fart,everyone turned around and looked at me
whoops
2006-09-17 01:25:36 · answer #3 · answered by Laila 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had been dating my boyfriend for only a month when I farted in front of him. It would have been alright if it were a fart that had slipped out. We were playing a board game with my roommate who I always joke around with (we both grew up with brothers) and said "Hey check this one out" forgetting my boyfriend was there and lifted my a$$ cheak and moved my body as if to really force it out and the loudest one I think I ever let go came out.
Thankfully he is still around.
2006-09-16 15:30:07 · answer #4 · answered by Rita 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
There was no faking it or trying to pass it off as something else. Lets just say that we were engaged in an intimate act and he was in the general area when I let one slip. Fortunately he had class and said nothing and acted like it never happened. I was so embarrassed.
2006-09-16 13:34:57 · answer #5 · answered by Cas M 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
k... I've never farted in front of my husband of 5 years
except once...
I was pregnant, the wind was blowing...
and I thought i could let one rip and let it blow away before I got onto the car. Well, it was a stickie one and it followed me into the car. Annd he just looked at me, sniffed and started laughing..
I could have died!!!! Here's the man I'd been living with for 3 years and he cought me!!! That was the only time I was cought. Now I just squeese my cheekes and head to the bathroom.
2006-09-16 15:45:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I was taking an exercise class. I had held it in for 10 min or so. When we were supposed to do 50 jumping jacks well......... couldnt hold it in any longer. I was so embarrased, there was at least 25 other people in the class, I never went back.
2006-09-16 13:41:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Well, it was many many years ago. I was in the bath tub with my boyfriend when I accidentally let one out. It really stunk bad. So bad in fact that he jumped out and through the window open for fresh air (or so I thought) but then he started throwing up all over the place. I had no way out of that one... I was so embarrassed.
2006-09-16 15:46:24 · answer #8 · answered by Shawnie 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
As a teenager I worked in a grocery store. One day somebody bought 100lb sack of potatos. My boss saw me wrestling with this sack of taters so he decided to show me the proper way to lift them. He bent down to pick them up and when he strained he then farted like a pack mule right in front God & everybody. I was embaressed for him. But it was funny!
2006-09-16 14:14:51 · answer #9 · answered by noname 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
well it wasn't me..but my sister had a personal trainer who she paid like 3000 for the month and this was her 2nd session...she had been out drinking the night before and went early in the morning to her workout..he was pushing her legs back and yup..she farted on him...screw the 3 grand..she never went back
2006-09-16 14:03:28 · answer #10 · answered by DRD 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋