2006-09-16 13:28:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
-- Johnny Carson
2006-09-16 13:31:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know a few....
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs....Lily Tomlin
Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade, since it consists principally of dealing with men....Joseph Conrad
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair....George Burns
When I was giving birth, the nurse asked,"Still think blondes have more fun?"....Joan Rivers
2006-09-16 13:37:40 · answer #2 · answered by altruistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'll be back" and "Get down! Do it now!"
Both by Arnold Schartzenneger
"A penny earned is a penny saved" and "Early to bed, Early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise."
Both by Benjamin Franklin
2006-09-16 13:52:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
2006-09-16 13:35:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex wth someone i love.
(all Woody Allen)
2006-09-16 13:35:00 · answer #5 · answered by Boring 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Like having a wardrobe fall on top of you with the key sticking out".
Anonymous lady describing sex with Nicholas Soames...
2006-09-16 13:52:02 · answer #6 · answered by CC...x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's Up Dock?
2006-09-16 13:30:58 · answer #7 · answered by snicker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WRITTEN ON A DOOR :REFEREE"s QUARTER below it is a translation in Braille
2006-09-16 13:41:14 · answer #8 · answered by eddie e 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Without men, there would be no wars....just intense negotiations every 28 days"!
Robin Williams.
2006-09-16 15:11:12 · answer #9 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I have not yet begun to fight"-John Paul Jones. Excuse me, but your ship is SINKING! Don't you think it's time to start?
2006-09-16 13:31:53 · answer #10 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋