2006-09-16 11:54:10 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
S'ok... I watch my share of football.. they are welcome here
2006-09-16 12:10:24 · answer #1 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, if “they [the unnamed aliens] aren't advanced or intelligent and all they do is drink beer and watch football,” then they can’t have much of any military development. They certainly have no space program. Hence, they are no threat to humanity.
Being as we (humans) pretty much meet the same criterion (if one may freely substitute soccer for football), we are no threat to them either.
As neither of the two races (humans and aliens) possess the motivation or the means to make contact, we will NOT, as other posters have suggested, interbreed.
But then again, if these aliens were amongst us even now, would we even notice? Think about it – sports-watching, beer drinking, crotch-scratching, pot-bellied aliens would blend right in. I bet they’d like NASCAR, too.
Maybe you are sitting beside one now. Or perhaps I am.
2006-09-16 19:13:48 · answer #2 · answered by goicuon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i always knew i was different than most guys when it came to watching sports for hours and drinking beer 24/7 but i didnt know that i was one of the few human males left... no wonder most of their brains are the size of penuts just like their other parts that they compensate for with big trucks, unlike their beer bellies. Aliens are too wierd, they must have no other life than to just watch the same sports 24/7. They must have brought back the so called "sports" from their home planet!!! oh wow, i have to go tell the goverment agents hiding out in my backyard.... i always thought they were spying on me, but maybe they're there to help me, i guess they always knew i would find out just not when... gotta go tell those agents!!
and to the person who answered before me, UNSOLVED MYSTERIES ROCKS!!!!
2006-09-17 23:10:56 · answer #3 · answered by Michelangelo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be a very disappointing discovery to every Unsolved Mysteries fan who still watches the show everyday on Lifetime.
2006-09-17 08:47:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for them, but, how did E.T. get here and taught Tom Cruise about Scientology, anyway!!!
I mean, if they only watch football, how do they find time to teach BullShitology to celebrities?
2006-09-16 18:59:35 · answer #5 · answered by Marco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If all they do is drink beer and watch football, our guys are going to have to teach them how to fart.
2006-09-16 19:00:29 · answer #6 · answered by MailorderMaven 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whoa ! Aliens are living at my In-Laws house.
2006-09-16 18:58:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like us Australians.
2006-09-16 19:32:37 · answer #8 · answered by Knackers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Except I don't drink and football is boring.
2006-09-16 18:57:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know those were aliens? I thought they were men?
The lady is right won't be long and we will interbred.
2006-09-16 18:57:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
some people can look in the mirror to see the reverse reflective
universe(RRU).
2006-09-16 19:00:08 · answer #11 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋