1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play..
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, They open up again."
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers, "This is my personal space!"
27.) ask "excuse me, my butt itching, can anyone scratch it for me?" (you are holding things in your two hands)
28.) Turn against the wall and start talking to the wall.
29.) Look at your "invisible" watch, and take your wrist and ask one of the people "Is this time right?"
31.) start doing jumping jacks.
32.) Look at your hand and say out load "woooooow, coool" and wave your hand at the people and say "isn't it wow and cool?"
34.) Look suddenly at the floor of the elevator and start screaming at the "invisible" squirrel.
2006-09-16 11:31:25 · 14 answers · asked by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2006 WHEN...
1)you didnt realize there were numbers missing...
2)u went back and checked for numbers
2006-09-16 11:41:16 · update #1
...i went back and checked the numbers...
2006-09-16 11:48:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Pretty funny stuff. I didn't really pay attention to the numbers but went back and checked. Interesting observation!
2006-09-16 14:03:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
36.) whisper I Love You to a person you never talked to on the elevator
2006-09-16 11:41:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are awesome I can't wait to ride on a elevator to try them out!! Another one is to say" I have to fart could you leave?"
2006-09-16 11:40:52 · answer #4 · answered by Pretty "N" Simple 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats more than 2
2006-09-16 13:01:08 · answer #5 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha wow interesting â¥
2006-09-16 15:04:04 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2006-09-16 11:48:24 · answer #7 · answered by hh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
35) yell "FIRE!!! EVERYONE GET OUT!" but because there is no fire, u get the elevator to yourself.
2006-09-16 11:38:48 · answer #8 · answered by anonymous 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!! cant wait to try some...lol
2006-09-16 12:08:44 · answer #9 · answered by *Hello* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that sounds like my mad bro!!!
LOL good one!
2006-09-16 11:58:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋