We don't pray in my new religion before you all start, we disco dance to the Lord.
2006-09-16 10:54:51 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
We've had a disco dancing afternoon here. Tried to download the Scissor Sisters, but iTunes didn't work, so we youtubed it and played it all afternoon, along with DeeLite's Groove is in the Heart and De La Soul's "The Magic Number". God was so pleased with us, she sent us a kebab. God recognises faith in disco.
2006-09-16 11:10:32 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are a Freemason you will have direct access to his Good Offices and can start up to three new religions every year. (Depending on grade)
The names `Mormon` and `Jehovah`s Witness` I believe have already been taken, so have a little think and try to come up with a really good name, something catchy with a bit of `zing` to it.
If not I think just a letter explaining your intentions would suffice, he usually replies by return of post.
You know the address, God, He art in Heaven etc...check out Yellow Pages for his postal code.
Oh, just thought, maybe he does e-mail now ?
2006-09-16 11:49:27 · answer #2 · answered by Robert Abuse 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you create your own God in the image of a demented disc jockey because the world really needs another religion.
2006-09-16 11:04:15 · answer #3 · answered by PBarnfeather 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't and You can't !
God is far more above your understanding of religion than you will exercise your new one. Which is just a rebirth of an old - rebellion against Him.
God is God and he does not have to answer to men.
His ways are higher than your ways and His thoughts greater than your thoughts.
2006-09-16 11:00:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 Timothy 4:3,4 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine, but according to their own desires, because they have itching ears, they will heap up for themselves teachers; and they will turn their ears away from the truth , and be turned aside to fables.
Best to stick with a bible based church
2006-09-16 11:01:49 · answer #5 · answered by K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just make out one of His applications and give it to the Arch Angel Michael to deliver. Then you'll have to go before Him for an interview.
2006-09-16 10:58:25 · answer #6 · answered by Clem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just write a book called the bileb .. a simple spelling error could have your book sold to millions and some just might read and beleive it.. well.. millions of other idiots have read a similer book already and beleived it for the last 2006 years lol
2006-09-16 10:57:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God does not and will not recognize any religion but the Catholic one according to all my Catholic school teachers.
2006-09-16 10:58:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOu have to crawl before you can walk.
First, get the IRS to accept it. It took Scientology 30 years in court to win that fight!
2006-09-16 10:57:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
firstly which god/goddess do you want to recognise your religion? Because there is more than one, don't you know?
2006-09-16 11:11:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋