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you c my friend over there (points to friend who waves shyly) he wants to know if you think im cute

i LOVED it

2006-09-16 10:33:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.

I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

2006-09-16 17:30:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

at a grocery store a guy held two peaches and said. I like your peaches better .( looking at my breasts) not a pick up line but he tried. in his own way.

2006-09-16 17:27:49 · answer #3 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0 0

Would you like a body guard for the evening?

2006-09-16 17:24:58 · answer #4 · answered by Unknown 3 · 0 0

Do you wanna date? I says how much and she says free! and bam itz like git r done!

2006-09-16 17:26:02 · answer #5 · answered by NONAME 3 · 0 0

Is you dad a baker `cause your one cutie pie.

used on me. it didnt work.

2006-09-16 17:26:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I say, "You must clean your pants with Windex 'cos I can see myself in them!"

Sometimes it works; sometimes I get slapped.

2006-09-16 17:26:16 · answer #7 · answered by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 · 1 0

Money works best.....

Are you free tonight?
No
Then what’s your rate.

Are you free tonight?
Yes
I bet you 5k you will turn me down.

2006-09-16 17:24:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Heard this one once...it totally worked.......
"excuse me,...I don't mean to disturb you...but......you have the most beautiful lips.............."

2006-09-16 17:29:38 · answer #9 · answered by bopddbop 3 · 0 0

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