I mean, in the Paul Simon song, he only mentions a few. I'd really like a wider choice.
2006-09-16 09:24:50 · 15 answers · asked by Barks-at-Parrots 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Just take all her dough, Joe
Find a new b!tch, Rich
Start wearing her pants, Lance
Just listen to me
You can call her a dyke, Mike
And you don't need to be right
Just make her your slave, Dave
And set yourself free.
2006-09-16 09:27:13 · answer #1 · answered by *I CURED My Yellow Teeth* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually there are 51 ways to leave your lover, but I only got to fifty 'cause I forgot to sharpen the Hedge Trimmer!
2006-09-16 09:50:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
2006-09-16 09:29:18 · answer #3 · answered by Tim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leaving your lover is as individual as a DNA. Find one that fits the situation. What works in one scenario may not work in the next. At any rate, be tactful, honest and respectful of one's feelings...
2006-09-16 09:27:44 · answer #4 · answered by hellokittyt012263 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fifty one:
Smack her round the head, Ted.
Fifty two:
Change the locks on your flat, Matt.
2006-09-16 09:49:11 · answer #5 · answered by Never say Never 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know, if your gonna sing about 50 ways at least tell us them all.
Paul Simon is really selling us short on this one.
2006-09-16 09:27:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
to name but a few:
text message
fax
answer phone
yahoo msgr
msn msgr
tv advert
billboard
weather forecast etc
2006-09-16 09:32:20 · answer #7 · answered by bibi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fifty ways to leave your lover?! ooh no! much much more!
2006-09-16 09:38:58 · answer #8 · answered by sea_star 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get on the bus gus
2006-09-16 09:29:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have her walk in on a conversation with your shadow and yourself, and ask her to back you up on a point.
2006-09-16 09:28:03 · answer #10 · answered by slyshewolf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋