She was Soooooooo Blonde .
> >* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
> >* She thought General Motors was in the army.
> >* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
> >* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
> >* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote
> >"Sagittarius."
> >She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
> >* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
> >* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
> >* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On phonics"
> >She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
> >* She tripped over a cordless phone.
> >* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
> >"Concentrate."
> >* She told me to meet her at the corner of " WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
> >* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
> >She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
> >* She studied for a blood test.
> >* She sold the car for gas money.
2006-09-16
09:18:43
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