a dog and a cat and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night, the dog says..
"my life sucks,my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrant" the cat says..
"i don't thinks so mine makes me do mine in a box of dirt" the penis outraged says..
"at least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and makes you do push ups until you throw up?"
;0)
2006-09-16 09:17:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I liked the joke but its an old one.
I know that you cant answer this i want everone to read this.
Why do women get upset about jokes that invole penis.
If they dont like them dont read them next thing you know we wont beable to post jokes on here cause these dumb A s s women get upset and cant stop reading them on there own they need to be sensored by some one else cause there so weak minded they cant stop them selves. We already cant swear on here whats next? wake up its up to you what you read and most people can stop reading on there own we dont need others to think for us so stop reporting jokes they are jokes people.
For all those who get up set and report people go read the big red dog or cat in the hat , dont even open this site
2006-09-16 10:29:29 · answer #1 · answered by squiggy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Barcelona plays more entertaining football, so Barca for me. R. Madrid is historically ahaed though
2016-03-27 04:17:18 · answer #2 · answered by Diana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke, really cheered me up... Thanks..lol
2006-09-16 09:21:57 · answer #3 · answered by angibabe 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okay I guess
2006-09-16 09:28:27 · answer #4 · answered by dcutegirl06 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nae bad lol
2006-09-16 09:22:19 · answer #5 · answered by Vickezo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
u r one funny man.
2006-09-16 09:20:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
God bless u. nice day! :)
2006-09-16 16:08:40 · answer #7 · answered by ryn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive seen better ....... =0)
2006-09-16 10:49:16 · answer #8 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Terrible!! - and really really old!
2006-09-16 09:22:39 · answer #9 · answered by libbyft 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad
2006-09-16 09:20:44 · answer #10 · answered by pebs 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋