a 7 year old and a 4 year old were in there bedroom, when the 7 year old says to the 4 year old..
"i think its time we started swearing" the 4 year old nods his head in approval. "when we go downstairs for breakfast i will swear 1st then you swear after me" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiam,
they walk in to the kitchen and there mother asks the 7 year old what he would like for breakfast?
"oh s h i t mom i will have coco pops" WHACK he runs out of the room crying his eyes out. his mother then says in a stern voice "and what would YOU like young man"
" i don't know but you can bet your fcuking a r s e it won't be coco pops"
sorry ;0)
2006-09-16 08:45:18 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
father, mother and 6 yr old son are out for a drive in the countryside. oh look mum says the boy, there's a moo moo. his mum says its not a moo moo its a cow, you must learn to use the right word for things. a little further down the road the little boy says look mum, there's a baa baa. its not a baa baa its a sheep says his mother, you must learn to use the right word for things. later that evening when they get home the little boy says he's going upstairs to read. what book will you read asks his mum. winnie the s**t he replies.
2006-09-16 15:25:45 · answer #1 · answered by mine of useless information 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha here's one a family lives on a farm so the little boy comes down to do his chores he goes to milk the cows he kicks it goes to feed the pigs he kicks it goes to collect the eggs he kicks one of the chicken he goes inside his mother hands him a bowl of dry cereal tells him she saw him kick the pig chicken and cow so no bacon egg or milk for a week.several minutes later his dad comes down and kicks the cat across the room the little boy looks at his mother and smiles ;should i tell him he ask or will you tell him what his mother replied that since he kicked the cat he gets no pus-sy for a week.
2006-09-16 16:20:59 · answer #2 · answered by SHELLY 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I like this one
2006-09-16 16:31:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
to 34324234 3
he will tell you next week what happens next as its a cereal...
2006-09-16 18:06:16 · answer #4 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one m8, sounds like your discribing my lads its summet they would do lol
2006-09-16 16:27:32 · answer #5 · answered by flange2034 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like something my kids would do
2006-09-16 16:49:07 · answer #6 · answered by amythys 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-16 16:32:57 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Trinity♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
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2006-09-16 16:43:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked it.
2006-09-16 16:08:49 · answer #9 · answered by notmadeofsteel62 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was an excellent joke do u have ne more :-)
2006-09-16 16:04:15 · answer #10 · answered by lozzi_pop22 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋