2006-09-16 08:42:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Crampy, crabby for about 2 days.
Tip-toe and whisper
Female Hormones
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff...... ..And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
... My boyfriend, unhappy with my mood swings, bought
me a mood-ring to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his
forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy diamonds.
2006-09-16 08:47:28 · answer #1 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you have PMS you tend to crave stuff, like chocolate. It is never a good idea to tell someone with PMS that they have PMS.(you will get hurt) Your back aches because your overies are swollen. Your tummy hurts because you are cramping hard. You feel like you stink and everyine within 5 ft can smell you no matter how many showers you take. You are tired because your body hurts and you have to try to act like you are fine so no one knows you have your period. If you are a teenager it is worse. Your skin feels oily and you sweat more. You just want to try to find a quiet place to curl up and rest. You are loosing alot of blood so you are exausted. Men make comments about how bitchy you are and since you are tired you feel close to throwing something at him. You can help by being patient. Backrubs are wonderful. Hot water bottles for the belly. Wine helps, not in excess but a glass helps you relax. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ASK IF SHE IS PMSING! Good luck.
2006-09-16 15:50:11 · answer #2 · answered by Lynnette G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMS is different from having a period. When it's time for the monthly visit, most girls feel bloated, crampy, or just plain crappy feeling. The best thing to do is try to understand that she doesn't feel that great. Kind of like when you have a cold. So don't ask too much from her, if she's having cramps, then offer to get her a drink, or stuff like that.
2006-09-16 15:45:33 · answer #3 · answered by Mommy2Liam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For 3 days I feel I'm dying and can't move! The best thing my husband does is runs me a hot bath to relax in and them gives me a lower back rub! That is the greatest thing in the world for PMS and cramping!
2006-09-16 15:45:04 · answer #4 · answered by stall_out 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make chocolate pudding, hot chocolate and buy a veggie burger and fries, some movies and some Advil. A hot, steamed towel is nice. Lots of pillows and a footstool, maybe a heated cushion. There are special ones you can get for pain and you heat them up in the microwave.
2006-09-16 15:45:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel really sick when I have PMS and I'm unnecessarily mean to my partner. But he does'nt get that when i've got PMS it's not time to talk about our relationships problem I just wanbt him to hold me and maybe watch tv or something. Oh and don't try to dicuss her PMS with her unless she brings it up
2006-09-16 15:49:32 · answer #6 · answered by sophisticated 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't know where to start with the symptoms that I get. Every woman is different but I think we would lilke the same reaction from our partner: understanding, comfort (when needed), space (when needed) and help with the stuff around the house. I know that it can be hard to know when to do what, but trust me when I tell you that sometimes we don't even know ourselves!
2006-09-16 17:04:14 · answer #7 · answered by snowfoxx71 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe stay away for a few days,let it run it's course and then come over,and if you are married well he has to take the good with the bad.
2006-09-16 15:46:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you feel like yelling at ppl and ur partner should not bring it up and just act normal.
2006-09-16 15:45:31 · answer #9 · answered by aerie anna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Emotional and needy, he just needs to show empathy and be careful not to push those buttons that he know irritate.
2006-09-16 15:45:35 · answer #10 · answered by sweet smile 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋