I had god in my carry-on bag, but they threw him away because a douche is liquid, and not allowed. Why?

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I had god in my carry-on bag, but they threw him away because a douche is liquid, and not allowed. Why?

I hadn't even known he was a douche! Why did they act as though I was a criminal?

2006-09-16 08:33:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality

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read this 3 minutes ago and I'm sill laughung! Good one! Just don't use your god douche... you might get a holy umm well you know (can't say it the christian nuts will report me!)

keep up the great work!

2006-09-16 08:40:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋

By your question I take it you are like 5???
Grow up and show some respect.

2006-09-16 15:38:32 · answer #2 · answered by williamzo 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋

liquid be da dangerous goods.. so day say.

2006-09-16 15:34:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋

FOOL, tonight thy life could be required of you......

2006-09-16 15:35:37 · answer #4 · answered by Prophecy+History=TRUTH 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋