It can be an expression of our love for Jesus.
2006-09-16 08:01:58 · 10 answers · asked by SilentRunning 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What's wrong with you? You're getting married, can't you show a little more commitment and get a bit pubic topiary done. With a steady hand and some hair dye you could probably do a nice close up of Christ wearing his crown of thorns (with a c0ck on his chin).
2006-09-18 03:11:11 · answer #1 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't a merkin shaped like the last supper just be a rectangle? Its a flat painting. :|
Maybe you just need a WWJD thong.
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2006-09-16 15:16:46 · answer #2 · answered by Born In Cheese Cloth 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look for the "religion" section in your local Wall Mart. Right next to the Jesus bobbleheads.
2006-09-16 15:06:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't bother, I'm sure you'll find other ways of making her address Jesus, God and half the disciples on your honeymoon.
2006-09-16 16:22:34 · answer #4 · answered by ladylisaoflansing 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what a Merkin is, therefore, I wouldn't know where to find one.
2006-09-16 15:05:25 · answer #5 · answered by butrcupps 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I pity the poor girl ! Does she have any idea what she's getting herself into if she actually marries you? Maybe she'll read your question and wise up !
2006-09-16 15:05:48 · answer #6 · answered by worldhq101 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know as well as I do that Muffley has one!
2006-09-16 16:19:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for that! It really made me laugh. Perhaps you should just shave your pubic hair into a crucifix- cheaper and hygenic!
2006-09-16 16:02:19 · answer #8 · answered by sweetpsychosis 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps your mother will loan you hers.
2006-09-16 15:16:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
give your bloody head a shake.........
2006-09-16 15:11:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋