True story, I'm Jesus Christ (I go by J.C though) reborn again. God talks to me all the time, and I perform miracles for 12 of my close friends frequently, in fact just the other day I pulled a rabbit out of a hat, and put a cigarette through a coin!
Anyways I was wondering what you think I should do now? Take on the anti-christ? Kick off the rapture? Or plunge all of the heathen non-believers into a lake of fire for eternity?
2006-09-16 07:43:30 · 8 answers · asked by Devil'sadvocate 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
pdudenhefer. You're now at the top of my 'people to be smote' list.
2006-09-16 07:49:55 · update #1
flipturn2001. Ask not what Jesus can do for you, but what you can do for Jesus. I could go for a sandwhich right about now, thanks.
2006-09-16 07:51:14 · update #2
dunadain123. It was all over the news last week, I totally descended from heaven, they got it all on film. Have you been living under a rock?
2006-09-16 07:52:57 · update #3
sparkiplasma. I'll bump himout at the next election, got to respect the democratic process. Besides I think he might be the anti-christ, if so, I'll be sure to kick his ***.
2006-09-16 07:55:33 · update #4
dark_fire_dragon86. Hmmmmm magic kool-aid...
2006-09-16 07:57:34 · update #5
Lena. What makes you think I'm not the real Jesus? Frankly I find your doubt insulting. Prepare to be smoted!
2006-09-16 08:03:02 · update #6
Emmadropit . Sure thing, just send me your bank info. credit card number and social insurance number.
2006-09-16 08:04:35 · update #7
I talk to God all the time. He did say there would be Jesus wanna-be's. I hope and pray you find the real Jesus soon...you need Him.
2006-09-16 08:00:42 · answer #1 · answered by Milkaholic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Jesus comes again, He won't be reborn, He'll descend from heaven, and the whole world will know it.
2006-09-16 14:51:06 · answer #2 · answered by dunadain123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you sure your jesus christ and not another criss angel??
if so, could you please perform a miracle for me, and have cindy pay me the 800 bucks she owes me.. ive been more than patient, so feel free to break her legs, if the need arises!!
2006-09-16 15:27:07 · answer #3 · answered by lugar t axhandle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Jesus,
I would like a top-end computer from alienware. Please make it appear outside my front door within the next few days. It would make me really happy.
Amen.
2006-09-16 14:48:54 · answer #4 · answered by flipturn2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh well jesus hih? i don't beleive in you and i think you should go kill yourself again... oh my bad i think your followers should kill you to repent fot thier sins. or you could get the jump on them and tell them to drink the magick coolaid if ya catch my drift.
2006-09-16 14:56:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Jesus,
Could you please pay off my truck? I owe $17K and in return, I will help you move. I will even buy a 6 pack.
Love,
Emmadropit
2006-09-16 15:02:33 · answer #6 · answered by emmadropit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get rid of bush. If he's gone in the next... month, then I'll accept you.
2006-09-16 14:53:41 · answer #7 · answered by Sparkiplasma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
please save yourself
2006-09-16 14:48:26 · answer #8 · answered by pdudenhefer 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋