Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers.
"Hello, sir," she said, "Do you like movies?"
"Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book.
Goldie persisted. "Do you like gardening?"
The man again looked up from his book. "Yes, I do," he said politely before returning to his reading.
Undaunted, Goldie asked. "Do you like pussycats?" With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on Goldie, ravaging her as she'd never been ravaged before.
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie dragged herself to a sitting position and panted, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man thought for a moment and replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
2006-09-16 06:10:42 · 25 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's actually the funniest joke i've seen on this site today. Thanks for the laugh......but....how the hell do some people "not get it"? It's hilarious!
2006-09-16 11:46:29 · answer #1 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-09-16 07:00:24 · answer #2 · answered by robee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love Yiddish humor!
2006-09-16 06:37:51 · answer #3 · answered by WendyD1999 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was a very catty joke and we will give u a keep trying for that one ok ,ty.
2006-09-16 06:19:59 · answer #4 · answered by pirateron 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Very cute.
2006-09-16 06:29:03 · answer #5 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice little dirty joke
2006-09-16 06:13:23 · answer #6 · answered by ana 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny...but i have a feeling some people are not goin to get it..lol
2006-09-16 06:15:56 · answer #7 · answered by cutiepy983 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha! thats soo funny!
2006-09-16 07:12:32 · answer #8 · answered by Bill B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhahaha, how silly and funny.
2006-09-16 07:05:37 · answer #9 · answered by Jess♥ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2006-09-16 06:13:30 · answer #10 · answered by Edz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋