So I just wrote this new gospel according to me. And I'm sure I was inspired by god while doing it, because I felt kind of funny(although, come to think of it it could have been that 3 bean burrito... oh well)
Anyways I was wondering who I should send it to for editing, so they can include it in the next edition of the bible (they're still printing those right?). I was thinking maybe the pope...but I'm open to suggestions.
2006-09-16 05:48:44 · 13 answers · asked by Devil'sadvocate 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Since the Bible says not to ADD or take away from it...I think u should keep it to yourself.
2006-09-16 05:53:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's good, try Zondervan,. Abingdon Press, or Nelson publishing companies. If it' not so good, there's always Microsoft Publisher, and your trusty Hewlett Packard printer.
We will know you by your fruit. Matthew 7:16a
2006-09-16 13:02:53 · answer #2 · answered by Nick â? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank god for THAT ...
The last one is 2000 years old...
WELL DONE !
BUT , so it will be accepted ...
FIRST you have to SIT IN THE DESERT
with minimal rations, 30km north of Alice
Springs will do. Become deluded, and
stumble back INTO Alice Springs ,
otherwise people WILL THINK you are a
fake... Thanks, and good Luck...
2006-09-16 12:59:08 · answer #3 · answered by Moonlite gambler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is not interested in your gospel----he just told me so. Send it to the devil so that he can torture you with it. After you have had enough of Satan poking his pitchfork in your butt, then maybe you will accept the only true gospel, that of Jesus Christ.
2006-09-16 12:53:25 · answer #4 · answered by Preacher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send it to the Scientologists - Rome is closed for the day.
2006-09-16 12:50:30 · answer #5 · answered by Ever Learn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steve Colbert. If its the truth, he will support it... Maybe make into The Word... good luck
2006-09-16 12:51:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. And here the muslims were just saying that it couldn't be done! Send it to them!
2006-09-16 12:53:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send it to me in my email. I'll edit it and fix it for you.
2006-09-16 12:50:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The pope would be good
2006-09-16 12:50:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should submit it and yourself to the nearest mental institution:-)
2006-09-16 12:55:16 · answer #10 · answered by Maurice H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋