A man stopped by a cafe and had his lunch. After paying the tab, he checks his pockets for a tip, and leaves his change; three pennies. As he strides for the door, his waitress muses, only half to herself, "You know, you can tell a lot about a man by the tip he leaves".
The man turned around, curiousity getting the better of him. "Oh, really? Tell me; What does my tip say"?
"Well, this first penny tells me you are a thrifty man". Barely able to conceal his pride the man utters, "Hmm, that's true enough".
"This next penny, it tells me you are a bachelor".
Surprised at her perception he says, "Well, that's true, too".
"And this last penny here tells me your Father was one, also".
2006-09-16 05:46:22 · 12 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute very subtle. I like it.
2006-09-16 19:38:21 · answer #1 · answered by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like to leave at least 10 dollar tip
2006-09-16 12:49:29 · answer #2 · answered by hassan b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. That's subtle, great way to tell someone off though.
2006-09-16 12:50:38 · answer #3 · answered by Cyndi Storm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-09-16 13:44:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm was that supposed to be
funny or sad?
2006-09-16 12:49:58 · answer #5 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was cute and i'm so very sorry â¥
2006-09-16 13:12:03 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not a man, I'm a woman...
2006-09-16 17:34:13 · answer #7 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i agree
2006-09-16 12:56:11 · answer #8 · answered by Edz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not so funny but o.k.
2006-09-16 13:15:39 · answer #9 · answered by ana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one( :
2006-09-16 12:49:33 · answer #10 · answered by fdrsnail 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋