Deep within the forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped off into the air.....and crashed to the ground.
After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped,.......and fell to the ground. He tried again, and again, and again; while a couple of birds sitting on a branch sadly watched his efforts.
Finally the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear", she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted".
2006-09-16 05:14:15 · 37 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL girl it's a nice joke
2006-09-16 05:18:17 · answer #1 · answered by ana 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Well u think well turtles are slow so oh well maybe he needs to keep trying or when hes jumping they fly down catch him and let him think he is
2006-09-16 05:45:50 · answer #2 · answered by tast46 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The early turtle got the worm!
2006-09-16 05:16:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aww poor little guy! That was a very good, humorous, clean joke.. you rarely get those anymore. I think I'll deff. repeat this joke to my friends!
2006-09-16 05:18:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard a clean joke in a long time. Kudos.
2006-09-16 05:16:19 · answer #5 · answered by Rabbit 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its funny. It also has a deep message to it. When I have it all worked out Ill let you know.
2006-09-16 19:41:40 · answer #6 · answered by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, i can see why this submission got the maximum answers today than any other qstns
2006-09-20 01:57:10 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha Poor little turtle
2006-09-16 06:07:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so sad! I don't blame the little guy though! If my parents could fly, I would try too!
2006-09-16 05:16:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
funny, a bit sad for the turtle lol, but still pretty funny :)
2006-09-16 05:16:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋