most embarrasing drunken moment?

Question

ok i was on like a 3rd date with this guy i met and his friend and my friend.. well we went bar hopping and i guess we all were having a good time and got REALLY drunk. since my friend was too drunk to drive home the guys said we could stay at their place since it was close by.. well i dont even remember leaving the bar but i woke up in his house in his bed next to a bucket.. he explained that i threw up n passed out..which was embarrasing until they told me the worst part, that after i passed out i got up which to my knowledge is sleep walking, and went into the bathroom.. him being a gentleman came to see if i was ok only to find me up on the counter peeing in the sink...who knows why but thats what happened. i was mortified.
anyone else have a story?

Answer 1

I went to a party and got totally wasted very quick. Earlier that night I met a pretty nice girl. Well later on when I was really toasted. I called her a nice piece of meat. Needless to say that was the end of any chance with her. I later went on to fall through my friends storm window. Oh, it was his parents house. Later that night they took me home where I passed out in my parents back yard. Where they found me the next morning.
Hello my name is Mike and I'm an alcoholic. lol

Answer 2

lmao thats funny i will have to admit i have never done something like that before. But i have done some really stupid things when being drunk and in all honesty i remember everything i did no matter if i passed out or not i was just not all that incontrol of what i was doing or didnt care what i was doing at the time..lol..I guess they call it liquid courage.
I have had many drunken nights and have done many things i wouldnt normaly do being sober the last time i was extremely drunk I pushed a guy friend (now my boyfriend) to the ground in my driveway and molested him..That would have never happened if i were sober. I have broken laws such as climbing under the city bridge that said no trespassing, broken into the state park after hours, being caught with my pants down in the bathroom by a crush, starting fights with strangers who i know could kick my butt..lol..just to name a few things i have done.

Answer 3

a long time ago I was hanging out drinking at the park with my friend. At some point where I lost recollection three hoodlums come up to rob us. My friend had taken 10 years of kung and was well built, so even being somewhat inebriated, he pulled his hoodie up and started whooping on them. I happened to have found a steel pipe that day and pulled it out, only to be confused at who was who. So I accidently end up hitting my friend in the back of the head. He goes down. the hoodlums run away and I threaten to kill my friend if he tries to stand back up.

Eventually I realize my mistake and help my friend whose bleeding from the back of his head find his way to the hospital. I go back home after asking for directions to my house and forget everything that happened, and then wonder why my friend doesn't show up for school for the next week.

Answer 4

Whoa, where to start?? The day after my 30'th b-day, I woke up, went to the computer a bit hungover, and wondered where my clothes were. I happened to look up and see my jeans draped over a bookcase...which was in my KITCHEN! I don't have a clue what happened at the bar after that Jello shot.

When I was in college I visited a friend at another college on a whim. She said let's go out tonight! I was wearing white pants. I have only vague memories of going back to her room, but in the morning when I went back to my college, my white pants did not have one trace of white on them anywhere. Mostly mud, but also a variety of colors! I was told I had fun.

Answer 5

woke up with a past boyfriend, both of us naked, under the altar at a Methodist church. Apparently we went there after the bar closed because he was the organist there and had keys the the church.......and by the looks of things we did it just about everywhere! Also turned out that he vomited in the baptismal! Boy am I gonna go to hell!

Answer 6

I got so drunk one night and started playing my guitar LOUD and since I was hammered, very badly...I also failed to realize it was 2 in the morning and shortly thereafter came pounding at my door but since I was playng so LOUD, I didn't hear it right away..eventually I could feel the vibrations and it was the cops!! What was even worse it was my cousin, who is a cop...he laughed about it but some neighbors weren't laughing!! Didn't remember a thing the next day!!!

Answer 7

While passed out, my friends tied me to a tree in my front yard. At the time, my front yard was across the street from a church. I was still there when people were filing into church on Sunday morning. The catch is, I was butt-*** naked! Also, I belonged to that church, my mom is the president of the choir, and just about everyone there knew me!

Answer 8

Was at a friends daughter wedding and was dancing with the grooms mother at the reception as I spun her her top came down and exposed herself. The worst part is I do not remember it. A bad night

Answer 9

not much of a date huh ! o-well some of the embarrasment probably piuedaway ,so much is too much and the reality came when i actually proposed to the brides maid on my wedding day which wasn't a bad thing -since the bride didn't show up -the sit-is i woke up with the bride not to be to bee dejavu !! yu'all

Answer 10

i was drinking for no reason at a friends house and we were drinking and drinking, well 2 hours went by and they wanted to be idiots so they doubled my drinks without me noticing and i finished 1 and a half bottles of bacarcdi by myself and passed out and when they carried me down the stairs they got creative and drew all over my back in lipstick and sent me home.