We need those trees and those beavers! The time to strike as now!!!
2006-09-16 04:19:35 · 23 answers · asked by Sammy 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Faulty premise. It assumes that Canada has anything worth conquering.
2006-09-16 04:23:09 · answer #1 · answered by Simon Templar 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Invasion is out of the question. But we may be able to hammer out a deal with the Canadian government that would involve all the liberals from the USA moving there (far left-wing) and if they happen to have any conservatives, that they come here. Just look at the good points of this trade! Need I say more?
2006-09-16 05:12:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
check your history, we've beaten you before( 1812, the Fenier Wars). You're more than welcome to come on up, have a few beers(Canadian beer so take it easy), lesser charges for getting caught with pot, best skiing anywhere, awsome hunting and fishing, HOCKEY, and did I mention Canadian beer. But in exchange we get 4 NHL teams back, 2 NFL teams, Alaska and $200 American and you keep George W there. FWI: America's Sweethart , Mary Pickford was a Canuck. Good Laughs though.
2006-09-17 12:57:19 · answer #3 · answered by wolverine 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a horrible thing to think of. Canada is a northern neighbor and ally. Canada has been among our best friends for centuries. By invading their country under silly circumstances would most likely be the end of the United States as we know it.
2006-09-16 05:14:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No chance! Canada is our friendly neighbor to the north. What's it worth invading there? Launching our invasion there would be ridiculous! That wouldn't be allowed thanks to the presence the U.N. and international laws governing this illegal action.
2006-09-16 04:56:24 · answer #5 · answered by brian 2010 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They have Cuban cigars, and if we invade then the cigars will come under the Cuba embargo and I would have to drive all the way to Mexico to smuggle my cigars home. THus, sadly, I must decline your offer. Unless I get to claim all the cuban cigars as my share of the plunder.
2006-09-16 05:26:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
We actually tried it shortly after winning our independance from England. However, the Brits soundly convinced us it would be a bad idea to pursue the matter further.
2006-09-16 04:46:42 · answer #7 · answered by CV59StormVet 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Okaaay... Though I do think with their being quiet and all they are up to something, but what would have to gain besides a bunch of baren land? Hold your horses cowboy, we may need their help in the future.
2006-09-16 04:29:22 · answer #8 · answered by Keebler 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm all for there being more beavers in the US.
2006-09-16 04:34:11 · answer #9 · answered by ahandle101 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Screw the trees and beavers, we need their health care system. I am sure that being good neighbors they will share their beavers and they already share their lumber.
2006-09-16 04:25:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋