Idiot test...?

Question

1. Is there a fourth of July in England?

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

3. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?

4. How many outs are there in an inning?

5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?

6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?

9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?

12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

13. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

14. If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

15. Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it: Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

16. Mary's father has five daughters: Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Idiot Test Answers


1. Is there a fourth of July in Japan?
Yes, it comes after the third of July!

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
Just one! Mine is May 9.

3. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
12 - all of them

4. How many outs are there in an inning?
6 - three per side
5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
No because he is dead!

6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70 (30 divided by 2 equals 15, but 30 divided by 1/2 equals 60)

7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2, you took them, remember?


8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
60 minutes, start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.


9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9 are still alive.


10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
0, Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!


11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat, a butcher weighs meat!!!


12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
There are 12.

13. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

14. If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
How can you overtake the LAST person? You must be the last person and you can't owertake yourself.

15. Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it: Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.

16. Mary's father has five daughters: Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
The fifth daughter's name is Mary. Read the question again.

Answer 1

1. yes
2. 1
3. 12
4. 6
5. no, he's dead
6. 70
7. 2
8. 60 minutes
9. 9
10. none, noah had the ark
11. meat
12. 12
13. second
14. impossible..if you overtake the last person you couldn't have been in the race
15. 4100
16. mary

Answer 2

1. Is there a fourth of July in England?
Of course, what else would they put between the third and the fifth.

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
One

3. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All of them

4. How many outs are there in an inning?
6

5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
Nope, he would be dead.

6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70

7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
the two I took

8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
60

9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9

10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
Uhhh, noah had the ark, not moses

11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.

12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12

13. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Second

14. If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Next to last

15. Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it: Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
5000

16. Mary's father has five daughters: Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Nunu

Answer 3

1. Is there a fourth of July in England?
yep :D

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
until he dieS?

3. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
all of them

4. How many outs are there in an inning?
6

5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
he's dead

6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70

7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
3

8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
30 minutes

9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9 are left

10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
there are only 2 sexes

11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
he weighs meat

12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12 stamps

13. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
second place

14. If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
second to last

15. Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it: Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
4100 is the answer

16. Mary's father has five daughters: Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Nunu

Answer 4

1 yes
2 one
3 1
4 3 outs in an ining
5 no
6 70
7 1 apple
8 30 min
9 8 sheep
10 one of each sexs
11 who should i know
12 12
13 first
14 second to last
15 5000
16 Nunu

Answer 5

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Idiot test...?
1. Is there a fourth of July in England?

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

3. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?

4. How many outs are there in an inning?

5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?

6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and...

Answer 6

1. Yes
2. 1
3. 1
4. 6
5. he cannot because he is dead!
6. 25
7. 1
8. 90 mins
9. 9
10. 2
11. 46 kg
12. 6
13. 1st
14. Before The Last Person
15. 5000
16. Mary

Answer 7

1. Of course!
2. 1.
3. all of them.
4. 3?
5. he would be dead.
6. 25?
7. 2
8. 30?
9. 9.
10. none. moses didn't take any on the ark.
11. How should I know?
12. 12.
13. second place.
14. you can't overtake the last person!!!
15. 5,000
16. Mary.
These are so fun!

Answer 8

1-yes
2-1
3- 12
4- 6
5- he's dead cant
6- 10.6
7- 3
8- 30
9- 9
10- 1
11- meat
12- 12
13- 2nd
14- 1st
15- 5000
16- Nunu

Answer 9

1. yes, and i think theres a 3rd and 5th of July too!
2. 1
3. all 12 of them
4. Idont no... 7? i hate baseball
5. I don't think its legal for a dead man to marry anyone!
6.70
7. 2 apples
8.1 hour
9.17, you didnt say how many are left that are living
10.none, Noah had the ark
11.meat or dead animals
12.12
13.2nd
14.you cant overtake the last person, because then you would be last and if you overtook yourself then you would still be last!
15.4100
16. Mary

Answer 10

1. Yes, in everywhere
2. 1
3. 12
4. 3
5. no
6. 25
7.2
8. 90
9.9
10. none
11. i dont know i dont use feets (im mexican and 12 years old)
12. 12
13. second
14. you cant
15.4100
16. mary