Whilst out last night with me buddy having a few beers he got a bit drunk and told me he suffers from brewers droop "it aint been hard for 3 months" he blurted out. Well i got him another beer and told him not to worry, but secretly this was music to my ears as his wife is a real stunner.I told him i'll meet up with him again tonight for a few more beers and a chat but i aint gonna show i'm gonna go straight round to his house and hopefully service he's wife, part of me says this is wrong as he is my best friend but then again surely i'm gonna do her a favour........... AINT I?????
2006-09-16 03:54:41 · 30 answers · asked by qcumber man 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
she's gonna scream the house down if its been 3 months...........make sure you gag her first.
2006-09-16 03:57:27 · answer #1 · answered by chrisclinker 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
WELL YOU HIS MATE AND YOU WILL SURE STAND BY HIM COME WHAT MAY.DON'T BUY HIM MORE PINT'S INSTED GO THE CHEMIST MAKE AND EXCUSE AND SAY YOU IMPOTENT AND NEED SOME VIAGRA'S AND GET IT INTO A NICE FANCY PAPER AND TELL HIM TO TAKE ONE BEFORE GETTING INTO BED AND HE'LL DO THE NEED FULL TO MAKE HER SMILE.IF SHE FANCY'S YOU YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN ALONG LONG TIME BACK.ANY WAY GOOD LUCK JUST MAKE SURE YOUR INSURED WITH BUPA COZ' YOU'D NEED IT.IF SHE GET'S RED IN THE FACE YOU COULD END UP WITH DAMAGED MARBLE'S AND WON'T BE ABLE TO WALK NOT JUST FOR 3 MONTH'S BUT FOR 3 LONG LONELY YEAR'S.THINK ABOUT IT AND GOOD LUCK.YOU DON'T FORGET TO WEAR A COVER IF YOU DO GET A CHANCE TO TAKE CARE OF HER NEED'S,MAKE SURE 9 MONTH'S DOWN THE LINE THERE'S NO LOOK ALIKE YOU IN YOUR MATE'S HOME REMINDING HIM OF YOU ALL THE TIME WON'T SOUND OR LOOK GOOD WOULD IT.
A LITTLE YOU RUNNING ROUND IN YOUR MATE'S HOME THAT'S SOUND CLASS.WOW I'M IN BULK JUST THINKIN ABOUT IT.ANYWAY FINGER'S CROSSED HOPE SHE'S ON THE PILL ANYWAY IF SHE HAS DUMPED THEM YOUR IN TROUBLE THEN.DON'T FORGET THE DUREX.ASK HER WHAT FLAVOUR SHE LIKE'S NEVER KNOW SHE'D GIVE YOU A TIP OR TO WHAT TO GET.BE LUCKY THERE NOW.ONLY HOPE ALL THE AMBULANCE SERVICE'S ARE AVAILABLE WHEN YOU CALL.GOOD LUCK HONEY BE LUCKY.
2006-09-16 04:15:34 · answer #2 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try it out he will not be your best friend for long.
You might need a best friend more that a fairground ride sex session with somebody.
If you need sex with someone gorgeous either find somebody who will have you, or pay a high class prostitute.
DO NOT muck up or manipulate other peoples lives especially your best friends.
Unless you are joking (and I hope u r) , then it's in poor taste and doesn't communicate well on here.
2006-09-16 04:05:39 · answer #3 · answered by lifeontrack2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a direct betrayal which you would do against your bestfriend. On the contrary, you should be the last man on earth to do that to him. You better bring back your good old self before you feel guilty all your life for betraying the trust of your friend.
2006-09-16 04:02:48 · answer #4 · answered by Ruzzo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a real class act if this is the truth. You've slept with your sister in law, hate your wife and now you want to have sex with your best friend's wife. You need help, if this all true or lies.
2006-09-16 04:30:12 · answer #5 · answered by GaryUKB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, what a great friend you are! Since you're doing her such a great favour, why not let your friend know so that he can thank you personally for your help and concern in his time of need.
2006-09-16 03:59:47 · answer #6 · answered by snowfoxx71 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd help your friend if you say he's your best friend. Hopefully this wife smacks you so hard you come to your senses.
2006-09-16 03:57:45 · answer #7 · answered by DrPepper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is just wrong. Plain Wrong. U're sick to even think about doing this to ur best friend's wife!!
2006-09-16 03:57:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just because he is having problems doesn't mean his wife is interested in YOU.
And I'm guessing you have a wild imagination and will do nothing of the sort.
2006-09-16 03:58:04 · answer #9 · answered by lorgurus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just give him a box of viagra in the pub.
2006-09-16 03:57:25 · answer #10 · answered by footynutguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some mate you are, this guy feels that you are such a good mate that he can tell you something so personnal and you go a throw it back in his face.u are an ***.
2006-09-16 04:07:18 · answer #11 · answered by EMMA O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋