2006-09-16 01:38:12 · 11 answers · asked by beaaaatch 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Try this.........every morning wake up and fart in his face and whenever u feel like farting just holler out to him and when he comes over...fart in his face.......in a few days he will get the message
2006-09-16 01:43:31 · answer #1 · answered by sensa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is nothing sexy about emitting gas fumes from one's buttocks. Where did you find this person? There are a few ways to handle this: one, you can spray room deodorizer every time he passes gas, so you better carry it on you so you have it at your disposal, two; you can fight fire with fire and retaliate by farting back, not an ideal solution, three; tell that person if they do it again you are leaving and will come back when he or she grows up, but you have to inforce this by actually following through. How old is this person, 10????
2006-09-16 08:44:17 · answer #2 · answered by lawrence 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe that he actually thinks it's sexy. Just saying this to try to make it acceptable behavior. It's not. I lived with a farter for 12 years. It didn't get sexy or funny.
2006-09-16 08:57:40 · answer #3 · answered by sjdelp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Burp
2006-09-16 08:40:34 · answer #4 · answered by Justine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
encourage him to exercise. This will reduce the gas and make him more sexy. Also encourage him to unwind ......as stress increases gas. Lastly check his diet. More natural foods and roughages pls.
2006-09-16 08:46:59 · answer #5 · answered by KbAd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG - you have to help him realize just how un-sexy it is!
Tell him it turns you off, and it is slowly changing your impression of him for the worse! Eww, it makes me imagine making love to Homer Simpson - GROSS!!!!!
2006-09-16 08:41:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fart in his face,if not get a cork and plug up the hole
2006-09-16 08:41:15 · answer #7 · answered by paki 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SHOVE A CORK UP ITS **** SEE IF HE FINDS THAT SEXY
2006-09-16 11:10:11 · answer #8 · answered by uniformdaft@btinternet.com 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
flick your Bic and see if you can get a flame!
2006-09-16 08:44:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
feed him more pork and beans
2006-09-16 08:40:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋