A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. He played with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting. He looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?”
Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh.
I’m really happy with the TV as my boyfriend.” Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma’s minister. The minister said, “Hello, son, is your grandma home?”
The little boy replied,”Yeah, but she’s in the bedroom bangin’ her boyfriend.”
2006-09-16 00:23:10 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
really nice, 10 points if I could, since I cant, 10 points for me, please
2006-09-16 01:04:40 · answer #1 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hummmm, Good One! Seems like grandma, is smarter than anyone gives her credit....You know the saying BEEN THERE DONE THAT!!!! That's why grandma is still grandma!
2006-09-16 11:12:22 · answer #2 · answered by longandsexylegsandgreeneyes 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HM its good well I am nope I am not asking you again where you get that because you will say main kyun bataon so ok
2006-09-16 08:08:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really a question, but really a cute joke.
2006-09-16 07:29:08 · answer #4 · answered by Rudy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol and another oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-16 09:35:57 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i know but you have to give me ten points yes or no
2006-09-16 08:30:23 · answer #6 · answered by princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wheheheh nice one
2006-09-16 07:26:15 · answer #7 · answered by Jacky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yet another NICE ONE....!!! you seem to be on a roll....way to go!! keep up the good work!
2006-09-16 11:42:15 · answer #8 · answered by poppadum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmm
2006-09-16 08:28:15 · answer #9 · answered by sultan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-09-16 10:35:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋