Where can You find Canadian spotted killer land trout on any Sunday?

Question

Are they watching Football when they should be in Sunday school?

Answer 1

Canadian Spotted Killer Land Trout are non-denominational.

But they do hold regular community gatherings on Sunday, in which members are free to give thanks (in their own way) for the life of St Rhipidistia, the pioneering fish which first colonised land millions of years ago.

Then, a collection plate is handed around for the Mudskipper Training Society, a non-profit venture which aims to wean mudskippers off their dependency on water and make them, like the CKSLT, a fully terrestrial species.

After that, they crack open cold beers, watch football, and drink like fish.

Answer 2

In Canada.