God asked Tom how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied three! Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave him a Mercedes!
John too were asked the same question. When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford.
Sam is next. He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15 children. God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Suzuki.
Sometime later the three saw a person returning on foot. They ask why God hadn't given him anything he replied with anger, "Some idiot told God that I was father of the nation!!
2006-09-15 23:08:45 · 15 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(Name the 4th person any of your choose LOL)
2006-09-15 23:09:19 · update #1
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Avqo_bnHE5WbEPpMrDyOGd3zy6IX?qid=20060916015832AAJvAqB
2006-09-15 23:11:33 · update #2
haha oh dear lol ♥
2006-09-16 02:40:44 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Washington
2006-09-16 06:17:23 · answer #2 · answered by Nedan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Washington??
2006-09-16 06:13:21 · answer #3 · answered by Mean-Streak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mahatma Gandhi
2006-09-16 06:12:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mahatma Gandhi ofcourse
2006-09-16 06:17:06 · answer #5 · answered by shaft_the_only_1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quaid-e-Azam OR
Mahatema Gandhi OR
Anyone who's the founder of a country/nation.....
Very nice joke by the way.
2006-09-16 08:10:11 · answer #6 · answered by Suri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 'Ol Uncle Sam huh? LOL! Its cute
2006-09-16 06:38:51 · answer #7 · answered by sexy_dna1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Abraham ;P lol
2006-09-16 07:31:11 · answer #8 · answered by von1979 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is just perfect. hahaha
2006-09-17 03:46:28 · answer #9 · answered by faz_94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
2006-09-16 08:19:36 · answer #10 · answered by Preety Damsel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋