A Scotsman, an Italian, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgee, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, ye buy a drink, ye buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy yir third drink."
The others agree that sounds like a good place. Then the Italian says, "Yeah, dat's a nica bar, but where I come from, dere's a better one. In Roma, dere's this place, Vincenzo's. At Vincenzo's, you buy a drink, Vincenzo buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Vincenzo buys you anudda drink."
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar. Then the Irishman says, "You tink dat's great? Where Oi come from in Oirland, dere's dis Place called Morphy's. At Morphy's, dey boy you your forst drink, dey boy you your second drink, dey boy you your tird drink, and den, dey take you in de back and get you laid."
"Wow," say the other two. "That's fantastic. Did that actually happen to you?"
"No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister."
2006-09-15 22:55:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
3 out of 5 stars hehe
hehe funny but not haha funny
2006-09-15 22:58:10 · answer #1 · answered by Jacky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tink it rates 2 drinks, and a kick in the pants.
2006-09-16 06:02:07 · answer #2 · answered by shardf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
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2006-09-21 11:30:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
it has made me to crack a laughter.so 5 out of 5 stars
2006-09-16 06:19:38 · answer #4 · answered by pappu 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice build up, put the punch line was so so...I'd give it a 7,5/10
2006-09-16 05:59:15 · answer #5 · answered by julie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one. Thank you
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Cool, it got me to crack a smile. 5
2006-09-16 06:00:50 · answer #7 · answered by Nedan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
!Love it. I can almost hear my best buddy telling it with the accents!
A++++ Would read again!
2006-09-16 06:00:35 · answer #8 · answered by Sister Di 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ihope you heard that from someone else because if you made it up its not really good, sorry!
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