A guy walks into a bar and orders 5 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "5 shots?"
"Yes", the guy says, "I'm celebrating my first bl*wjob." The bartender replies, "hell let me buy you 1!"
"No thanks" the guy says, "If 5 don't get the taste out of my mouth, then the 6th wont matter!"
2006-09-15 22:50:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's crazy lol
2006-09-15 22:53:29 · answer #1 · answered by dcutegirl06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bear walks into a bar and orders 5 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks "5 shots"? The bear says, "did you say shots", and he eats the bartender. Moral of this story, "Never say 5 shots to a bear". . (I just made that up). .
2006-09-16 05:58:09 · answer #2 · answered by shardf 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good.
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2006-09-21 12:19:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
HAHAHAHAHA.....I dont think hes celebrating if hes trying to get the taste out of his mouth
2006-09-16 05:54:20 · answer #4 · answered by Lova L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ryyyyyyyyttttttttttttttt....
2006-09-16 06:25:38 · answer #5 · answered by Dellilah Patchouly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeck, I don't think 10 would help either...haha...very funny.
2006-09-16 06:03:08 · answer #6 · answered by Nedan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol another oldie but a goodie â
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2006-09-16 09:44:34 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey! a great one.
2006-09-16 05:55:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋