Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.
Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while.
Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him.
As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch.
In pain she screamed 'What the hell did you do that for?'
Tarzan replied, 'Always check for squirrels.'
2006-09-15 21:58:32 · 7 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think I woke up the entire neighborhood (^.^)
2006-09-15 22:55:37 · answer #1 · answered by sakura4eternity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was freaking funny. You should get 10 points for that one.
2006-09-15 22:03:49 · answer #2 · answered by dgrainger77 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OUCH mother fu cker stop telling that story about me
But thanks for changing the names to protect the innocent.
:D
♥
2006-09-16 02:42:19 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
squirrels?
they may have scratched him many times..
LOL
2006-09-15 23:46:09 · answer #4 · answered by Depy greece!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is beyond funny.
2006-09-15 22:07:59 · answer #5 · answered by kurotenshi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROTFLMAO!!!
GREAT ONE!!
MORE LIKE THIS!
2006-09-15 22:06:06 · answer #6 · answered by singingbuggmann 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-09-16 03:23:05 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋