2006-09-15 21:38:48 · 5 answers · asked by sapace monkey 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This could not be done. According to the book of Jalapenos, chapter 17, verse 3, '.......and the Lord took unto his disciples a burrito so delicious and bursting with beans that several among them succumbed and beat themselves lustily with bushes of thorn. And He looked upon it with a fiery gaze, sending steam and great tendrils of molten cheese toward the heavens. Then He ate it."
2006-09-15 21:54:20 · answer #1 · answered by VIP 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was a man. If he had a microwave I'm sure that he would over heat a burrito just as you can.
2006-09-16 04:44:20 · answer #2 · answered by censored_4_tv 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Luke 1:37
For nothing is impossible with God."
2006-09-16 04:44:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup,
Thanks for points.
2006-09-16 04:42:51 · answer #4 · answered by valcus43 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh no...He's God...He can eat a nuclear warhead or the sun just as easily.
2006-09-16 04:44:15 · answer #5 · answered by NOIZE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋