There was a man eating something in a place he would'nt be if he had what he was eating.....Who is he? Where is he? And what doesn't he have?.....................................................
A unique in a harem eating nuts
2006-09-15 20:27:22 · 11 answers · asked by debbie l 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"A unique in a harem eating nuts"???
Shouldn't it be "an eunuch in a harem eating nuts"?
Here's an eunuch joke... and a lesson learnt...
The Arabian sultan felt very horny and sent his eunuch to bring him one of his wives. The eunuch ran from the sultan's bedroom to the harem to fetch one of the sultan's wives and brought her to the sultan.
After a short time, the sultan again called for his eunuch and told him that he was still horny and needed another woman. The eunuch ran again to the harem and brought back another woman.
This went on many, many times through the night as his majesty could not knock his horns off. Until, finally, the eunuch ran out of breath and dropped dead on the floor.
The moral of the story is that it is not having pu55y that kills you but running after it.
2006-09-15 21:05:51 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A unique in a harem eating nuts
2006-09-15 20:29:58 · answer #2 · answered by kate lee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is in a sticky spot with a stinky cop, trying to eat doughnuts and raw nuts and drinking til they're drunk
2006-09-15 20:56:21 · answer #3 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confusion confusion i don't know will see later the answrs
2006-09-15 20:51:06 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you confused me
2006-09-15 20:29:07 · answer #5 · answered by kiki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
paper shredder.....its somewhere here.. not in use...stored away in a box....papers..lol..:)
2006-09-15 20:35:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
who?where?what???
2006-09-15 20:39:27 · answer #7 · answered by Di 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm... ? i'm a lil confused...
2006-09-15 21:44:54 · answer #8 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's him. He's there. And he doesn't have that!
2006-09-15 22:55:10 · answer #9 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...
eunuch
2006-09-15 20:34:16 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋