A little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales.
> > The teacher: said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a
>human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was
very
>small.
> > The little girl: stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
> > Irritated, the teacher: reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
>human; it was physically impossible.
> > The little girl: said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
> > The teacher: asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
> > The little girl: replied, "Then you ask him".
2006-09-15 19:40:05 · 11 answers · asked by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol...nice.
I've found another one too...^^
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, “Where is God?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,
"We are in BIG trouble this time, dude... God is missing—and they think WE did it!"
2006-09-15 21:41:26 · answer #1 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny now give me the 10 points
2006-09-15 21:26:46 · answer #2 · answered by lebanon_jules 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Um-Hum! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
Have a great weekend!
2006-09-16 06:37:15 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny...a 10.
2006-09-15 19:49:17 · answer #4 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe Jonah was really skinny!
2006-09-15 19:41:51 · answer #5 · answered by moejaymom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one its is sooooo good.
2006-09-16 05:38:45 · answer #6 · answered by A Friend Of The Band I Swear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that will be agood one for my pagan group
2006-09-16 06:01:59 · answer #7 · answered by tast46 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
i liked it
2006-09-15 19:41:01 · answer #8 · answered by Kate Jones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
vow
2006-09-15 20:17:57 · answer #9 · answered by cipotli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
R-R-R. I guess.
2006-09-15 19:41:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋