He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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Why do men whistle when their on the toilet?
It helps them to remember wipe!
2006-09-15 19:29:05 · 10 answers · asked by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol...great jokes. How's this?
A guy on a date parks his car and gets the girl in the
back seat. They make love, but the girl wants it again
and the guy complies. She wants more and they do it again.
She still wants more and the guy says "Excuse me a minute,
I have to relieve myself."
While out of the car he notices a man half a block away
changing a flat. He asks the man "Look, I've got this
gal in my car and I've given it to her four or five times
and she still wants more. I'll change your flat if you'll
take over for me."
So that's what the man does and he is just getting in the
high numbers when a cop knocks on the window and shines
a light on them. The cop asks "What are you doing in there?"
The guy says "I'm making love to my wife."
The cop asks "Why don't you do that at home?"
The guy answers "To tell you the truth, I didn't know it
was my wife until you shined the light on her."
2006-09-15 21:18:28 · answer #1 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm, as a man I don't like your jokes, except the one about the guy who wishes for a woman 30 years younger, kinda funny
2006-09-15 19:32:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE MAN AND HIS WIFE ONE IS CUTE
2006-09-16 09:35:53 · answer #3 · answered by perrisgal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Well, I liked them all. They're good ones. LOL.
2006-09-16 06:42:52 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they're not funny, except for the third joke.
2006-09-15 19:42:26 · answer #5 · answered by May 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-09-15 21:29:44 · answer #6 · answered by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-09-15 19:42:12 · answer #7 · answered by ravi_khanna234 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
third joke is ok
2006-09-15 20:20:55 · answer #8 · answered by cipotli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THESE R BETTER THAN BEFORE
GOOD JOKES
TELL US MORE
2006-09-15 19:31:06 · answer #9 · answered by Kate Jones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute!!!!!!!!
2006-09-15 19:32:46 · answer #10 · answered by Mary D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋