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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"


"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma."

And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."


The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"


"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

2006-09-15 19:23:29 · 9 answers · asked by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

Great job...you may not know this but perhaps by doing this you may have done a good deed ...and that is by making someone smile or laugh..you have made their day..keep up the good work gal.

2006-09-15 19:33:00 · answer #1 · answered by homosapien 3 · 0 0

LOL those were short and on the point good job much props

2006-09-16 02:27:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL. Good Ones!! LOL.

Thanks for all the laughter you have given me today. I needed it.

2006-09-16 13:44:02 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

umm nice joke but doesnt sound funny to me . but nice try

2006-09-16 02:26:25 · answer #4 · answered by sk 3 · 0 0

good work keep it up

2006-09-16 02:43:50 · answer #5 · answered by ravi_khanna234 2 · 0 0

GOOD ONES

2006-09-16 02:25:58 · answer #6 · answered by Kate Jones 2 · 0 0

keep it up

2006-09-16 03:23:17 · answer #7 · answered by cipotli 4 · 0 0

lol that was funny :)

2006-09-16 02:28:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lol... I enjoyred them.. .thanks :)

2006-09-16 02:31:38 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

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